how was i not bottom? i only played one game! (and a half!) could not make it last thursday i was at a civic engagement! wearing a very silly robe and hat!

Sounds like a normal conservative meeting to me

Blame Rory for making a very good case for your score in round 1, as you did play half the game. You scored 500 points, as promised, for the final game. And poor Rory had to play me, and that isn't quite as good a bye as playing me in 40K!

P.S. My Lizardmen were a little bit lucky. Will wonders never cease? 3 Terradons charging a unit to hit and run the mage, activated 3 unit's worth of fanatics and still got through, mainly due to Rory not targetting them all at the said Terradons. Then they fluffed the attacks on the Mage. Later the Kroxigor also fluffed their attacks on the Mage. But finally, he got squished. Goblins learned that throwing nets on Krogigor does nor really make much difference. (What is that, S6 instead of S7, oh no) and it didn't really hurt the Saurus warriors that much either. (2 attacks each at S3 is still enough to see off a unit of goblins.)